yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Randomize