is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
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