i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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