Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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