he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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