For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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