I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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