Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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