I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
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