idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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