so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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