Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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