She's JV to your varsity
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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