Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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