I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
my poor anus
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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