Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Randomize
