that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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