so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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