Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
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