I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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