Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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