no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
