Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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