she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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