Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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