You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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