i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
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