: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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