here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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