in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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