So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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