I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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