Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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