I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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