So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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