dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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