Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
the raccoons are back...
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