There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I want you more than these girls want KFC
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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