i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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