idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I want her autograph on my taint
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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