So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I have post one night stand depression
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