i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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