I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Randomize
