god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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