ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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