I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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