Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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