My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
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