that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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