whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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