GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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