She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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