I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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