absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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