You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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