with your own penis?
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
