found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Randomize
