Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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