I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
if only i could text you this smell
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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