Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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