I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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